Lyrics:

Broughton
I'm so happy lying here, reclining in this easy chair
Wond'rin' what the hell could go wrong
My mind's confused, my body tired
I wonder if I'm still alive
Has Anybody here please got the time
Oh no, the time
(Chorus)
Ooh what a night, Ooh what a night, Ooh what a night, Ooh what
A night, Ooh what a night, Ooh what a night, Ooh what a night
Now the morning's drawing near, my head she thump from the beer, And
The telephone she ring (who's there?) My God that typist that I floored I
Must have drunk more than I thought, Can anybody here please show me
The door Oh no, you want more?
(Chorus repeat)