Lyrics:

[JOE, spoken]
Max, you've pulled the stops out

(sung)
It looks like Gala Night aboard the S.S. Titanic
Will we play spot the actor
As if we're visiting a gallery of waxworks?

[MAX]
Would you rather I mix for you a dry martini
Or shall I open the champagne

[JOE]
Max, don't be evasive
Who's she invited to the ball?

[MAX]
Madame herself made every call

[NORMA, spoken]
Here. Happy New Year

[JOE, spoken]
Norma, I can't take this

[NORMA, spoken]
Oh, shut up. Open it. Read what it says

[JOE, spoken]
\'Mad about the boy\'

[NORMA, spoken]
Yes; and you do look absolutely divine

[JOE, spoken]
Well, thank you

[NORMA, spoken]
I had these tiles put in, you know,because Rudy Valentino said to me, \'It takes tiles to tango.\' Come on

[JOE, spoken]
No, no, not on the same floor as Valentino!

[NORMA, spoken]
Oh come on, come on, come on. Get up. Follow me. And one, two... and one, two, one, two, together. And one. Don't lean back like that

[JOE, spoken]
Norma, it's that thing. It tickles