Lyrics:

you say i'm your best friend. well, you're not mine.
always complaining about money all the time.
why don't you grow up and listen to me.
money can't buy everything. everytime we go
out i have to pay. you might as well call me dad.
none of the girls will go out with you. because you
make them ride the bus. some people say you squeak
when you walk. penny pinching all the time. everything
to you is one big price. that you're gonna have to pay.
you don't have the money. according to you.
when it's time to pay your way. someday at home
you'll be alone. with no job and no friends.