Lyrics:

[verse 1]
the Book Of Love Is Long And Boring
no One Can Lift The Damn Thing
its Full Of Charts And Facts, And Figures
and Instructions For Dancing

[hook]
and I
i Love It When You Read To Me
and You
you Can Read Me Anything

[verse 2]
the Book Of Love Has Music In It
in Fact That's Where Music Comes From
some Of It's Just Transcendental
some Of It's Just Really Dumb

[hook]
and I
i Love It When You Sing To Me
and You
you Can Sing Me Anything (Yeah)
you Can Sing Me Anything

[interlude]
ooooh Ooh Ooh
ooooh Ooh Ooh
ooooh Ooh Ooh

[verse 3]
the Book Of Love Is Long And Boring
and Written Many Years Ago
it's Full Of Flowers And Heart Shaped Boxes
and Things Were All Too Young To Know

[outro]
and I
i Love It When You Give Me Things
and You
you Want To Give Me Wedding Rings(X3)