Lyrics:

So you are there with you
Don't care where you come from
He always finishes just what he started
I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole

Hide your valuables away and lock the doors all nice and tight
'Hope that you enjoyed your stay' they say, sarcastically polite

The streets are lined with residential
I've got this feeling like I'm stuck in a time warp
And it's been programmed for 1994

Hide your valuables away and lock the doors all nice and tight
'Hope that you enjoyed your stay' they say, sarcastically polite

But now it's all okay, we don't have to go back again
Get on the motorway, we'll be back in by quarter-past-ten
And you can do the can-can, the hokey cokey and karaoke too, the opposite fall
And I'm glad that we came just to say that we witnessed the view

Hide your valuables away and lock the doors all nice and tight
'Hope that you enjoyed your stay' they say, sarcastically polite