Lyrics:

Doot d-doo doot, doot doot d-doo doot
Doot d-doo doot doo
Doot d-doo doot, doot doot d-doo doot
Doot d-doo doot doo

[Verse 1:]
I bought some ice cream on Saturday night
And laid in bed watching old black and whites
If I can't find love on Saturday night
I'm gon' rent it at the Blockbuster for $11.99

[Chorus:]
It's like looking for Big Foot in the forest
Or the Loch Ness in the sea
It's like looking for Tupac at the truck stop where I eat
It's like looking for a Yeti on the mountain high
Or Jimmy Hoffa in Sunday School
Every time I feel I found true love, I found a fool

Doot d-doo doot, doot doot d-doo doot
Doot d-doo doot doo
Doot d-doo doot, doot doot d-doo doot
Doot d-doo doot doo

[Verse 2:]
Say every fairweather friend sings a sentimental song
Before you know the words, the melody is long gone
If love won't show you how to sing along
Just turn up your radio and sing another song

[Chorus]

Doot d-doo doot, doot doot d-doo doot
Doot d-doo doot doo
Doot d-doo doot, doot doot d-doo doot
Doot d-doo doot doo

[Bridge:]
And what difference does it make (does it make)
If I search near or far?
Loneliness aside, I get by
I get by

Doot d-doo doot, doot doot d-doo doot
Doot d-doo doot doo
Doot d-doo doot, doot doot d-doo doot
Doot d-doo doot doo

[Verse 1:]
I bought some ice cream on Saturday night
And laid in bed watching old black and whites
If I can't find love on Saturday night
So I'll rent it at the Blockbuster for $11.99

I'll rent it at the Blockbuster for $11.99
I'll rent it at the Blockbuster for $11.99
Turn up my radio and sing another song
Rent it at the Blockbuster for $11.99

Doot d-doo doot, doot doot d-doo doot
Doot d-doo doot doo
Doot d-doo doot, doot doot d-doo doot
Doot d-doo doot doo
Doot d-doo doot, doot doot d-doo doot
Doot d-doo doot doo
Doot d-doo doot, doot doot d-doo doot
Doot d-doo doot doo