Lyrics:

I wanna find me a woman to hold my big toe till I have to go

I wanna find a blue swirl plastic ocarina about five miles long
Play with them sweet potatoes all night long
Cause them yams have all them eyes
That yawn n' yearn
Down yonder below the ground
'n their golden hair is a dirty brown

I wanna find me a woman to hold my big toe, yeah
I wanna find me a woman to hold my big toe, now
I wanna hold me a woman that'll find my big toe until I have to go

And sow my last sweet potato
Yeah, sow my last sweet potato
Ah, sow my last sweet potato
Sow my last sweet potata