How Old Do You Think I Am He Said I Said Well I Didn't Know he Said I Turned Sixty Five About Eleven Months Ago i Was Sittin' In Miami Pourin' Blended Whiskey Down when This Old Gray Black Gentleman Was Cleanin' Up The Lounge there Wasn't Anyone Around 'cept This Old Man And Me the Guy Who Ran The Bar Was Watching Iron Sides On Tv uninvited He Sat Down And Opened Up His Mind on Old Dogs And Children And Watermelon Wine ever Had A Drink Of Watermelon Wine He Asked he Told Me All About It Though I Didn't Answer Back ain't But Three Things In This World That's Worth A Solitary Dime but Old Dogs And Children And Watermelon Wine
he Said Women Think About They Selves When Menfolk Ain't Around and Friends Are Hard To Find When They Discover That You're Down he Said I Tried It All When I Was Young And In My Natural Prime now It's Old Dogs And Children And Watermelon Wine old Dogs Care About You Even When You Make Mistakes god Bless Little Children While They're Still Too Young To Hate when He Moved Away I Found My Pen And Copied Down That Line bout Old Dogs And Children And Watermelon Wine