Lyrics:

Well, Late In The Summer Of '69,
i Went Downtown, And Bought Me Some Wine.
oh, I Drank It Down, Under The Table,
i Said 'watch Me Now, I'm Gon Eat The Label!'
well, I'm A Wino-Man, Don't You Know I Am

36, 24, Hips About 30.
i See A Fine Lady And I Start Talkin' Dirty.
boy, She Looked Over At Me, And She Raised Her Thumb.
she Said 'jam Down The Road, You Bum B-Bum Bum!'
i'm A Wino-Man, Don't You Know I Am

i Went To The Country,
and While I Was Gone,
i Lost Control Of My Body Functions,
on A Roller-Headed Lady's Front Lawn.
i'm So Ashamed, But I'm A Wino-Man, I Can't Help Myself.

i Been Drinkin' All Night 'til My Eyes Got Red.
stumbled On The Gutter And Busted My Head.
bugs In My Zoot Suit. Been Scratchin' Like A Dog.
can't Stand No Water, And I Stink Like A Hog.

give Me A Five Dollar Bill, And An Overcoat Too.
give Me A Five Dollar Bill, And An Overcoat Too.
a Five Dollar Bill, And An Overcoat Too,
a Five Dollar Bill, And A Florscheim Shoe