Lyrics:

[You're beautiful audience
Thank you
Take it on...]

Down in Louisiana
Where the alligators grow so mean
Lived a girl that I swear to the world
Made the alligators look tame

Polk salad Annie
'Gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
For the mama was working on the chain-gang
What a mean, vicious ... beautiful woman

Every day before suppertime
She'd go down by the bush
And pick her a mess of Polk salad
And carry it home in a tote sack

Polk salad Annie
'Gators got you granny
Everybody said it was a shame
'Cause the mama was working on the chain-gang

But daddy was a lazy and a no-count
Claimed he had a bad back
All her brothers were fit for
Was stealing watermelons out of my truck

For once Polk salad Annie
'Gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
'Cause mama was working on the chain-gang

Sock a little Polk salad to him
You know what meets

[Thank you, thank you very much, thank you, well that woke me up anyway]