Lyrics:

(Cartman)
Well
(Kyle)
Don't do it Cartman
(Cartman)
well
(Kyle)
i'm warning you
(Cartman)
okay okay
(Kyle)
I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a...
(Cartman)
Well, Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a Stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

(Kyle)
Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!

(Cartman)
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a Super king kong kamehameha biatch!

Come on, you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair!
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch:
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty bitch

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

(Sung in three different languages by other children)
(chinese) (french) (dutch, yodeling) (african)

(Cartman)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty bitch
I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom! She's a big fat, fucking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm......
Yeahhhhh...Chaaaaaaaah