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Buffalo, NY
c. November, 1970

Howard: You, you there with the hard-on!
FZ: With the hard-on, the little napkin, and the small pocket mirror, would you please rise . . .
Aynsley: That's me.
Mark: Brian Hyland, ladies and gentlemen!
Howard: Sit down, Aynsley! Not you.
?: Shut up!
FZ: Ready?
Mark: Yes.
FZ: Quick! Before these people revert.