Lyrics:

Hey, Janet

Yes, Brad?


I've got something to say


Uh huh?

I really love the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet

Oh...oh, Brad

The river was deep but I swam it

Janet

The future is ours, so let's plan it

Janet

So please don't tell me to can it

Janet

I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it

Janet

There's a fire in my heart and you fan it

Janet

If there's one fool for you then I am it

Janet

I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had

Oh, Brad

Now we're engaged and I'm so glad

Oh, Brad

That you met Mom and you know Dad

Oh, Brad

I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad

Oh, dammit

I'm mad

Oh, Janet

For you

I love you too

There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo


And that's go see the man who began it

Janet

When we met in his science exam-it

Janet

Made me give you the eye and then panic

Janet

Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet

Oh Brad, I'm mad

Dammit, Janet

I love you