Lyrics:

I was feelin' the blues,
I was watching the news,
When this fella came on the TV.
He said, 'I'm tellin' you
That science has proven
That heartaches are healed by the sea.'
Well, that got me goin'
Without even knowin'
And I packed right up and drove down.
Now I'm on a roll
And I swear to my soul
Tonight I'm gonna paint this town.

So, bring me two piqa coladas.
I want one for each hand.
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan.
Oh, we never leave dry land.
Hey, troubles? I forgot 'em.
I buried 'em in the sand.
So, bring me two piqa coladas.
She said good-bye to her good timin' man. (Good-bye!)

Oh, now I've gotta say
That the wind and the waves
And the moon winkin' down at me
Eases my mind
By leavin' behind
The heartaches that love often brings.
Now, I've got a smile
That goes on for miles
With no inclination to roam.
And I've gotta say
That I think I've gotta stay
'Cause this is feelin' more and more like home.

So, bring me two piqa coladas.
I gotta have one for each hand.
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan.
Oh, we never leave dry land.
Hey, troubles? I forgot 'em.
I buried 'em in the sand.
So, bring me two piqa coladas.
She said good-bye to her good timin' man.

Bring me, bring me two piqa coladas.
(Yeah!) I want one for each hand.
Let's all set sail with Captain Morgan.
Oh, we never leave dry land.
(No troubles. I forgot 'em) Troubles? I forgot 'em.
(I buried 'em in the sand) I buried her in the sand. (Ha ha!)
So, bring me two piqa coladas.
And say hello to her good timin' man.

Bring me two piqa coladas.
I gotta have one for each hand.
Le's all set sail with Captain Morgan.
And we will never leave dry land. (Ha ha!)
Hey, troubles? I forgot 'em.