Lyrics:

In Yellow Shoes I Get The Blues
though I Walk The Streets With My Plastic Feet
with My Blue Velvet Trousers, Make Me Feel Pink
there's A Kind Of Stink About Blue Velvet Trousers
in My Paisley Shirt I Look A Jerk
and My Turquoise Waistcoat Is Quite Out Of Sight
but Oh Oh My Haircut Looks So Bad
vegetable Man How Are You

so I've Changed My Dear, And I Find My Knees,
and I Covered Them Up With The Latest Cut,
and My Pants And Socks All Point In A Box,
they Don't Make Long Of My Nylon Socks,
the Watch, Black Watch
my Watch With A Black Face
and A Big Pin, A Little Hole,
and All The Lot Is What I Got,
it's What I Wear, It's What You See,
it Must Be Me, It's What I Am,
vegetable Man.

i've Been Looking All Over The Place For A Place For Me,
but It Ain't Anywhere, It Just Ain't Anywhere.
vegetable Man, Vegetable Man,
he's The Kind Of Person, You Just Gonna See Him If You Can,
vegetable Man.