Lyrics:

A lot of people love that Jerome Did you know he missed his comb? All his life was in pain Made us laugh he never did complain Brother Sam was more than OK Returned once more to save the day Slicked-back hair he did keep Making a heep, heep, heep, heep, heep If all you see is violence Then I make a plea in their defence Don't you know they speak vaudevillian? And for what it is hear what my theory is Some gibberish it is so serious What we need is more silly men Though underrated all the time Louis was so very fine Without him, imagine Did you know he could play the violin? Most important was brother Moe He was the one who made it so He got a Joe and another Joe He would not quit, he would not quit And Mr. White heard bad report And so it ends the two reeler short Cause you cannot do what you can't And Mr. White heard bad report And so it ends the two reeler short Cause you cannot do what you can't If all you see is violence Then I make a plea in their defence Don't you know they speak vaudevillian?