Lyrics:

My brother and me used to play it Down at the bar Taking money from guys More used to the playing of cards Paddle the paddle to the side to the side To the side to the side to the paddle the paddle Paddle the paddle the side to the side Pong Ball in the machine Now virtually everyone's singing A popular song But I still believe in In the excellent joy of the Pong To the side to the side to the paddle the paddle To the paddle the paddle the side to the side To the side to the side to the paddle the paddle Pong Ball in the machine Now if they take it H.G. Wells Well, I'll be on the first flight To a time before the Kong Whatever happended to Pong? Paddle the paddle to the side to the side To the side to the side to the paddle the paddle Paddle the paddle the side to the side Pong Ball in the machine