Lyrics:

Gin and cocoanut water
Gin and cocoanut water
Gin and cocoanut water
Cannot get it in America

At the Medical Center what you think
The doctor said you'll have to drink.
He said 'Take this advice from me Houdini'
And go back to the West Indies.

What you need is:

Gin and cocoanut water
Gin and cocoanut water
Gin and cocoanut water
Cannot get it in America

There's one thing that I'm tellin' you
A catastrophe is happenin' to me
I want to do the thing that I shouldn't
But when I tried I found that I couldn't

Gin and cocoanut water
Gin and cocoanut water
Gin and cocoanut water
Cannot get it in America