Lyrics:

Oh Mr. Leary, I feel so dreary
I should have stuck to my pint of beer-y
But peers at uni said get in tune-y
And as they chided, I so decided
I wanted karma like Mr. Lama
Dear Prudence, and all the students
But Wavey Davey, that tab you gave me
Done took my head to a stilt emporium
If it's Tuesday, this must be Thursday
Because on Friday, my mind went that-a-way

The milk was pinstriped, my aunts were uncles
Now two jackdaws flew out the speakers
Congratulations
Hallucinations
Hallelujah, I feel peculiar
Helter Skelter, Gimme Shelter
Dial-a-guru
How do you do?
I sold my Berghaus, I took a year out
Consulted Fodor, hired a rickshaw
But Maharishi Navratilova
Was just a Scouser in a big pullover

Ravi Shankar
Ravi Shankar