Lyrics:

M-A-U-G-E-R
Ivan Mauger robbed my car

Christian Salvesen, Ryder
Curries of Dumfries
Norbert Dentressangle
North Staffs Police

Knutsford City Limits
TNT Overnight
Born on a central reservation
Died on a caravan site

K-R-O-K-U-S
Krokus know my home address

Dad can I have another pear drop?
Dad can I have another drink?
Dad how deep d’y'reckon that is?
Dad are we nearly there yet?

Yngwie
Yngwie Malmsteen
Yngwie Malmsteen in our van
Yngwie
Yngwie Malmsteen
Yngwie Malmsteen…