Get on my funbus, Ill take you all for a ride Ill tell you about the Cubans eight-foot stride Punch me harder, I didnt feel a thing All the kids appreciate the joy I bring
Im always happy Ever so happy Theres no-one more happy Im a comedy grandad
Same old Northerner, always got nothing to say All the same I think Ill say it anyway Witness these overalls, these navy-blue overalls Im never happy Never been happy Its not in my contract Ive got two big keys and theyre both dead big Im a quality janitor
Just after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates And remember the five oclock tea-time smell of the estate Im always running All knees and elbows Got a stick with a spike on Cartoon ducks laugh at me
Im a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore A comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore
Nobody loves me anymore Nobody loves me anymore Im the man who put Nick Straker on the floor But nobody loves me anymore