Lyrics:

Give me Love, give me Can, give me Meatloaf
Give me Rush, give me Marquee Moon
Michael Ball, or The Fall
I could listen to them all
In the twilight or the afternoon
Irk the purists
Irk the purists
Irk the purists
It's a right good laugh
Irk the purists
Irk the purists
Irk the purists at the back
Hall & Oates, random Goth, Miles Davis
Patti Smith, Simply Red, Sly Stone
Be they false or for real, I don't care and nor does Neil
So long as we can hear their song
Irk the purists
Irk the purists
It could well be an Olympic sport
Irk the purists
Irk the purists
If you've never, then you ought
Husker Du-Du-Du
Captain Beefheart, ELO
Chris de Burgh
Sun Ra
Del Amitri
John Coltrane
Irk the purists
Irk the purists
Come on now boy, you know it feels so right
Irk the purists
Irk the purists
Irk the purists tonight