We is screamin' through the valley Where the nishnabotna flows Through the mud and crud and cornfields Where the mari-ju-wana grows 'cross the railroad tracks of persia Down the hills and up the dale Had a cj-5 with a four-wheel drive And smokey on my tail.
Well, he picked me up at exit 12 On the i-six-eighty ramp I was doin' 67 per When I rumbled through his trap He commenced to whirl his flashin' lights And he made his siren wail I slipped on down to four-wheel drive With smokey on my tail