Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of having sex (so tired)
I'm spread so thin
I don't know who I am (who I am)

[Chorus]
Monday night, I'm making Jen
Tuesday night, I'm making Lyn
Wednesday night, I'm making Catherine
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?

[Post-Chorus]
Help!
Help!

[Verse 2]
I'm beat, beet red
Ashamed of what I said (what I said)
I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner
But I can't say no (say no)

[Chorus]
Thursday night, I'm making Denise
Friday night, I'm making Sharise
Saturday night, I'm making Louise
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?
(What can I do?)

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
Oh, tonight, I'm down on my knees
Tonight, I'm begging you please
Tonight, tonight, please
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?