Lyrics:

Most Likely To Succeed
(Rich McCready/Ryan Reynolds/Chuck Melugin)

Back when I was in high school
I didn't have any glory days
I had my picture in the yearbook
But it was only on one page
I rode the bench in basketball
Because I rarely scored
But I would have been a superstar
If there was sawdust on the floor

But if there was a jukebox bangin',
Bar bell ringin', two steppin' category
If they would have named a 'Mr. Honky Tonk'
There's no doubt who that would be
Would've been around town, hands down,
When it comes to gettin' down, voted unanimously
I'd have been the one most likely to succeed

When it came to honors
I never had a chance
But I was the life of the party
At every single dance
I never made the perfect grade
But I made it through just fine
Though I never wore those golden cords
On graduation night

But if there was a jukebox bangin',
Bar bell ringin', two steppin' category
If they would have named a 'Mr. Honky Tonk'
There's no doubt who that would be
Would've been around town, hands down,
When it comes to gettin' down, voted unanimously
I'd have been the one most likely to succeed