Lyrics:

Randy, Randy, I love you
Oh, I love you at the same time I hate you
Oh, I need you and what can I do when you hurt me
Ya come around, I can take it
When you're here, don't have to fake it
I'm in your spell, I'm stark naked

Cum as fast as you can
I need my handyman, hey, hey

Randy, Randy, you're too hard
Late at night, I kill the light but I'm still awake
Ah, now I'm afraid, I've been waitin'
I'm sick and tired of masturbatin'
So confused, with love and hate, and I say

Cum as fast as you can
I need my handyman

Ah, you bitch out
Gimme, gimme, gimme


Randy, Randy, I'm achin'
I can't have you all of the time and I'm breakin'
Oh, I need you and what can I do when you hurt me
Ow, cum around, I can take it
I turn you on, ow, you start shakin'
I'm in your spell, I'm stark naked

Cum as fast as you can
I need my handyman

Ooh, cum as fast as you can
I need my handyman
I need my handyman
I need my handyman
Ow, woo