Lyrics:

I can't stand my baby
It's a real drag
I think I'm going crazy
I'm gonna go radge
It is uncool
Oh yeah
I can't stand the tempo
I can't take the noise
I wanna be a baby
I wanna touch toys
I am uncool
Oh yeah
[Instrumental]
I can't stand up
Let me sit down
Let me hear a record
Let me hear Brahms
This is uncool
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh no!