Lyrics:

I saw the abominable snowman at the fair
Carnie says he's from Nepal
Take a look if you dare
Scabs on his club feet
Smell of fish and chips in the air
Alone in his trailer, people come to pay and stare
For a couple dollars
You can see the freaks at the fair
Stand and laugh
Or you can just stare
'Thank god my kids don't look like that!'
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair
Lobster boy found half-way round the world
Modern science keeps alive
A beautiful headless girl
Siamese twins
Or child with fins
Makes you cry
Sheena turns into an ape
Before your eyes
For a couple dollars
You can see the freaks at the fair
Stand and laugh
Or you can just stare
'Thank god my kids don't look like that!'
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair

Where have all the freaks gone?
You don't see them at the fair
Have doctors found a cure?
Or are they all locked up somewhere?
I saw the abominable snowman at the fair
Carnie says he's from Nepal
Take a look if you dare
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair