Lyrics:

And dad will keep you warm
And mam will keep you warm
And in the smash
Stick with me, stick with me
I am the caterer
I am the caterer
I am the caterer

I deal chips from the left
Chicken and chips off the bone
I offer all on the menu
Stick with me, stick with me
I am your caterer
I am your caterer
I am the caterer

And with the finest grain solution
No dogs allowed
Get out of my house
I am not your mother
Stick with me
Stick with me
I am your caterer
I am your caterer