Lyrics:

(I Wanna Talk To You.)
(The Last Time We Talked, Mr. Smith, You Reduced Me To Tears. I Promise You It Won't Happen Again.)

do I Attract You
do I Repulse You With My Queasy Smile
am I Too Dirty
am I Too Flirty
do I Like What You Like

i Could Be Wholesome
i Could Be Loathsome
guess I'm A Little Bit Shy
why Don't You Like Me
why Don't You Like Me Without Making Me Try

i Tried To Be Like Grace Kelly
but All Her Looks Were Too Sad
so I Tried A Little Freddie
i've Gone Identity Mad!

i Could Be Brown
i Could Be Blue
i Could Be Violet Sky
i Could Be Hurtful
i Could Be Purple
i Could Be Anything You Like
gotta Be Green
gotta Be Mean
gotta Be Everything More
why Don't You Like Me
why Don't You Like Me
why Don't You Walk Out The Door

(Getting Angry Doesn't Solve Anything.)

how Can I Help You
how Can I Help It
how Can I Help What You Think
hello, My Baby
hello, My Baby
putting My Life On The Brink

why Don't You Like Me
why Don't You Like Me
why Don't You Like Yourself
should I Bend Over
should I Look Older Just To Be Put On Your Shelf

i Tried To Be Like Grace Kelly
but All Her Looks Were Too Sad
so I Tried A Little Freddie
i've Gone Identity Mad!

i Could Be Brown
i Could Be Blue
i Could Be Violet Sky
i Could Be Hurtful
i Could Be Purple
i Could Be Anything You Like
gotta Be Green
gotta Be Mean
gotta Be Everything More
why Don't You Like Me
why Don't You Like Me
walk Out The Door

say What You Want To Satisfy Yourself, Hey!
but You Only Want What Everybody Else Says You Should Want
you Want

i Could Be Brown
i Could Be Blue
i Could Be Violet Sky
i Could Be Hurtful
i Could Be Purple
i Could Be Anything You Like
gotta Be Green
gotta Be Mean
gotta Be Everything More
why Don't You Like Me
why Don't You Like Me
walk Out The Door

i Could Be Brown
i Could Be Blue
i Could Be Violet Sky
i Could Be Hurtful
i Could Be Purple
i Could Be Anything You Like
gotta Be Green
gotta Be Mean
gotta Be Everything More
why Don't You Like Me
why Don't You Like Me
walk Out The Door

(Humphrey. We're Leaving.)
(Ka-Ching!)