Lyrics:

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't, don't, don't, do-do
Don't, don't, don't, do-do
Don't, don't, don't, do-do
Don't, don't, don't, do-do

Don't want no, don't want no, do-do
Don't want no, don't want no, do-do
Don't want, don't want, don't want, do-do
Don't want no short dick man

What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Do you need some fuckin' 'tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here

Eeny, weeny, teeny, weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't
D-don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny, weeny, teeny, weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't
D-don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man


Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Eeny, weeny, teeny, weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't
D-don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny, weeny, teeny, weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't
D-don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want

Eeny, weeny, teeny, weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't
D-don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny, weeny, teeny, weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't
D-don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want

Isn't that cute? An extra belly button!
You need to put your pants back on
Honey

Don't, don't, don't, do-do
Don't, don't, don't, do-do
Don't, don't, don't, do-do
Don't, don't, don't, do-do

Don't want no, don't want no, do-do
Don't want no, don't want no, do-do
Don't want, don't want, don't want, do-do
Don't want no short dick man

Eeny, wee, eeny, wee, i-i
Eeny, wee, eeny, wee, i-i
Eeny, wee, eeny, wee, i-i
Eeny, wee, eeny, wee, i-i

Eeny, wee, eeny, wee, i-i
Eeny, wee, eeny, wee, i-i
Eeny, wee, eeny, wee, i-i
Eeny, weeny, teeny, weeny
Shrivled little short dick man

Do you need some fuckin' 'tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man