Lyrics:

Paperback Writer
writer, Writer

please, Sir Or Madam, Can You Read My Book
it Took Me Years To Write, Will You Take A Look
it's Based On A Novel By A Man Named Lear
and I Need A Job, So I Want To Be A Paperback Writer,

paperback Writer!

it's A Dirty Story Of A Dirty Man
and His Clinging Wife Doesn't Understand
his Son Is Working For The Daily Mail
it's A Steady Job, But He Wants To Be A Paperback Writer,

paperback Writer!

paperback Writer
writer, Writer

it's A Thousand Pages, Give Or Take A Few
i'll Be Writing More In A Week Or Two
i Can Make It Longer If You Like The Style
i Can Change It 'round, But I Want To Be A Paperback Writer,

paperback Writer!

if You Really Like It, You Can Have The Right
you Can Make A Million For You Overnight
if You Must Return It, You Can Send Here
but I Need A Break, And I Want To Be A Paperback Writer,

paperback Writer!

paperback Writer
writer, Writer

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