Lyrics:

Oh, Western Union Man
send A Telegram To My Baby
send A Telegram, Send A Telegram, Whoa
send A Telegram To My Baby

this Is What I Want You To Say
i Want You To Tell Her That I'm All Alone
i Tried To Call Her On The Phone
tell Her I'm In Misery
and Think She's Avoiding Me
and If The Telegram Don't Do
send A Box Of Candy Too
and Maybe Some Flowers
tell Her That I Missed Her For Hours And Hours

send A Telegram, Send A Telegram
send A Telegram, Man, To My Baby
you Hear What I Say

oh, Western Union Man
send A Telegram, Oh
send A Telegram To My Baby
western Union Man, Hey
send A Telegram, Oh
send A Telegram, Send A Telegram, Whoa
send A Telegram, Man, To My Baby

this Is What I Want You To Do (Listen)
tell Me, Have You Got A Boy You Can Send
this Is What I Want Him To Do
put Him On His Bike Right Away
see If He Can Get My Message Through
maybe Tomorrow, But Mail It Right Away
i Want The Girl To Know That I Miss Her
something Like Yesterday

send A Telegram, Send A Telegram Man, Whoa
send A Telegram, Man, To My Baby
do You Hear What I Say

oh, Western Union Man
why Don't You Send A Telegram
oh, Send A Telegram To My Baby
western Union Man
please Send A Telegram
oh, Send It, Send A Telegram, Send It
send It, Send It, Sent It Right On To My Baby
do You Hear What I Say

hey, Western Union Man
send A Telegram, Oh
send A Telegram To My Baby