Lyrics:

Queued up at the wrong time of the night
What's up with their comp? Something isn't right
Games up, and I'm sure that he's lost his mind...

It's an AD Maokai

Poke him every time he comes up to farm
Zoned him so this lane isn't very hard
Kill him so he falls even more behind
It's an AD Maokai

He's getting a gank bot
We shouldn't have been caught
He's popping his red pot
I think I'm about to die to an AD Maokai

AD carry Maokai

I think I'm about to die to an AD Maokai

He'll twist in, proc his shiv, knock me up and then
Use Ult and he'll crit, I'm already dead
How did we start to get so far behind?
To an AD Maokai

He finished his IE
He nearly one shot me
How strong can a tree be?
I think I'm about to die to an AD Maokai

AD carry Maokai

I think I'm about to die to an AD Maokai

1v1ing Shen
AD carry Maokai
Have you seen my bear?
AD carry Maokai
Soloing Baron!
AD carry Maokai
Yeaaaah!

AD carry Maokai
AD carry Maokai

I think I'm about to die to an AD Maokai