Lyrics:

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i Am A Dull And Simple Lad
can Not Tell Water From Champagne
and I Have Never Met The Queen
and I Wish I Could Have All That He Has Got
i Wish I Could Be Like David Watts

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and When I Lie On My Pillow At Night
i Dream I Could Fight Like David Watts
lead The School Team To Victory
and Take My Exams And Pass The Lot

(Wish I Could Be)
wish I Could Be Like David Watts
(Wish I Could Be)
wish I Could Be Like David Watts
(Wish I Could Be)
conduct My Life Like David Watts
(Wish I Could Be)
i Wish I Could Be Like David Watts

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he Is The Head Boy At The School
he Is The Captain Of The Team
he Is So Gay And Fancy Free
and I Wish All His Money Belonged To Me
i Wish I Could Be Like David Watts

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and All The Girls In The Neighborhood
try To Go Out With David Watts
they Try Their Best But Can't Succeed
for He Is Of Pure And Noble Breed

wish I Could Be Like
wish I Could Be Like
wish I Could Be Like

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(Repeat)