Lyrics:

Tea time at Damascus computer cafe
I'm looking busy and staring off the other way
Leverkusen, Juventus and Leeds v. Valencia:
I'm overhearing all their nonsense in extensia
They're talking too tough for me to inspect
So I have a smell who seems the best to connect
I pick my clique and set to go to work
But the only thing they care about is to whom to play the Turk
So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight
Cursing myself cause I got there too late
I traded an expired credit card for two cupfuls of water;
They had a dirty beanie baby so for good luck I bought her
I rented a Hyundai with two flats and no windshield
No speedometer and a handbrake that squealed;
When the sun came up I couldn't put down the visor
So I put on my hat and put a question to my advisor:
Whose trucks are those that parked up by the town?
But he only would mumble with his eyes pointed down
So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight
Cursing myself cause I got there too late
My boss the head of sales for Western Asia
Said you'll get fired if your opposite from Nokia plays ya
If he beats you for the battle of hearts and minds
Tell 'em we use pig by-products in our designs
So when I saw my rival's smile didn't get diminished
No one had to tell me I knew that we were Finnished:
You boys from Ericsson better get in the back seat
Cause your phones are getting stoned over on that straight street

So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight
Cursing myself cause I got there too late
So I went to Georgia looking at spas and convents
Tried to make myself the broker for selling off the contents
At the big change clinic my friends said don't be a cynic
You should work in Baku this is whatcha gotta do
Call a contact in Texas talk to 'em in their Lexus
On their hands-free device and don't seem too nice
But in my teleconference with Houston
They told me I wasn't any use to 'em
So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight
Cursing myself cause I got there too late
Tea time at Damascus computer cafe
I'm looking busy and staring off the other way
Arsenal, Inter; Madrid v. Valencia:
I'm overhearing all their nonsense in extensia
They're talking too tough for me to inspect
So I have a smell who seems the best to connect
I pick my clique and set to go to work
But the only thing they care about is to whom to play the Turk
So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight
Cursing myself cause I got there too late