Lyrics:

Hey Joe McKenzie,
You're driving us mad!
Why don't you serve in the bar?
Our glasses are empty,
We need you up here.
Hey Joe McKenzie,
Start pouring the beer.

Hey Joe McKenzie,
We know where you are,
Down in the cellar with Sue.
It's clear you love kissing,
But think of us first.
Hey Joe McKenzie,
We're dyin' of thirst.

(Chorus)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
To hell with this place.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
It's just a disgrace.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
We're waiting up here.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
No wine and no beer.

Hey Joe McKenzie,
You're sweet rendevous,
Will be delightful but dangerous too.

Hey Joe McKenzie,
Our tongues hanging out,
Don't send us home feeling dry.
Come on fill the glasses,
Don't treat us so bad.
Hey Joe McKenzie,
You're driving us mad.

Hey Joe McKenzie,
Stop playing this game,
Suzy can wait ‘til we've gone.
You don't seem to hear,
Though we scream and we shout.
Hey Joe McKenzie,
We'll drag you both out.

(Chorus X 2)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
To hell with this place.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
It's just a disgrace.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
We're waiting up here.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la,
No wine and no beer.

Hey Joe Mackenzie,
You're sweet rendevous,
Will be delightful but dangerous too.