Lyrics:

We take a half a shot of sweet vermouth
From Frank - it's his favorite
To that a half a shot for Peter
And you know, It's a Cointreau
We add another half of shot for Dean -
He likes amaretto
Gently pour the vodka in -
It's one and a half shots
A small dash of cassis for Sammy
Two dashes of bitters for Joe
A Clyde Beluga in your hand
I'm gonna let you people know
Now using the glass
Half of the Boston Shaker
Don't use the other half
It ruins the flavor
Fill it up with plenty of ice -
And stir to make it taste nice
Don't hurry the stirring
Through anticipation
It must be stirred slowly
Over good conversation
And you really can't afford
To get it wrong
You can drink it in a short glass
Or even take it long
When you drink a Clyde Beluga
Please raise a glass for Frank
And always have another Clyde
When the first one has been drank