Lyrics:

She Said 'it's Just A Woman Thing' And Pulled Out Of The Drive
i Said Not To Worry I'm An Understanding Guy.
i've Heard That When You Love Someone, You Gotta Let Em Go.
she Hollered 'when I Find Myself You'll Be The First To Know.'
ooh No News

i Learned To Do The Laundry, Feed The Cat, And Clean The House.
i Promised To Be Patient While She Worked Her Problems Out.
when She Packed Her Bags, Her Destination Wasn't Clear;
but I Sensed That Her Intentions Were Honest And Sincere.
ooh No News

she Could Telephone, Tell A Friend, Tell A Lie About Where She's Been.
send A Pigeon, Send A Fax; Write It On A Post-It Pad.
send A Signal Up In Smoke, Tap It Out In Morse Code.
i'd Prefer A Bad Excuse To No News

her Mama's Been A Little Vague As To Her Whereabouts.
her Sister Says 'i'm Certain Your Romance Is Headed South.'
i Don't Have A Single Doubt That She's Still In Love;
my Level Of Anxiety Is Just A Product Of
ooh No News

she Could Telephone, Tell A Friend, Tell A Lie About Where She's Been.
send A Pigeon, Send A Fax; Write It On A Post-It Pad.
send A Signal Up In Smoke, Tap It Out In Morse Code.
i'd Prefer A Bad Excuse

she Missed Her Bus, Missed Her Plane; Surely This Can Be Explained.
lost Her Car At The Mall; Got Locked In A Bathroom Stall.
join A Colt, Join The Klan; On The Road With Pearl Jam.
buried With The Grateful Dead; Came Back As A Parrot Head.
got Derailed, Got De-Iced; Offered As A Sacrifice.
fbi, Cia; If They've Seen Her They Ain't Saying.
no News
still No News