Lyrics:

Had It All Figured Out - The Story
had Groupies In Your Bed

had The Studio Booked For Recordings
and The Video In Your Head

wow - You're So Damn Incredible
wow - Each Move Is A Strike
wow - You're So Irresistible
go - Get A Life!

this Is Your Show
you're Playing All By Yourself
all On Your Own -
no One Is Listening
except For Your Neighbours
and They Really Hate
the Music You Play
cause You're Part Of The Band
that Never Existed!

sent The Cd's To All The Agents
but There Was Nothing To Hear
booked A Limo For The Red Carpet
but The Doorman Said - 'no'!

this Is Your Show
you're Playing All By Yourself
all On Your Own -
no One Is Listening
except For Your Neighbours
and They Really Hate
the Music You Play
cause You're Part Of The Band
that Never Existed!

wow - You're Dreaming Your Life Away
wow - You're Missing The Glow
wow - You're Not Irresistible
go - Go Get A Life!

this Is Your Show
you're Playing All By Yourself
all On Your Own -
no One Is Listening!
except For Your Neighbours
and They Really Hate
the Music You Play
cause You're Part Of The Band
that Never Existed!

the Band That Never Existed!