Lyrics:

I can't write
And I can't sing
I can't do anything

I can't read
And I can't spell
I can't even get to Hell

I can't love
And I can't hate
I can't even hesitate

I can't dance
And I can't walk
I can't even try to talk

Freddy tried to strangle me
With my plastic popper beads
But I hit him back
With my pet rat
Yeah I hit him back
With my pet rat

I can't spit
And I can't kick
I can't even be thick

I can't read
And I can't spell
I can't even get to Hell

I can't love
And I can't hate
I can't even hesitate

I can't dance
And I can't walk
I can't even try to talk

Freddy tried to strangle me
With my plastic popper beads
But I hit him back
With my pet rat
Yeah I hit him back
With my pet rat
Yeah I hit him back
With my pet rat
Yeah, I hit him back
With my pet rat