Lyrics:

Wish I could turn on my light
And read my Village Voice
But layin' next to this beached whale
I haven't got the choice

He looked good at the time
I must have been out of my mind

Now I can't sleep
I can't sleep!

Hoping for a wild night
Of sexual gymnastics
But he thought he was god's gift
Selfish and sarcastic

I wanted to take him home
And I got him, so I shouldn't groan

But I can't sleep
I can't sleep!

Minutes pass like hours
My eyes open wide
Staring up at the ceiling
Every paint crack memorized


Think I'll reset my alarm
To go off extra early
Wake him up and get him out
Try to sleep until 8:30

Being up all night's alright
If it's filled with erotic delight

But I can't sleep
I can't sleep!

I can't sleep! I can't sleep!
I can't sleep! I can't sleep!
I can't sleep! I can't sleep!
I can't sleep!