Lyrics:

Wow!
How cute! What a guy!
The kind that makes my mouth go dry
He turned around and flashed me a smile
While I pictured us walking down the aisle
My better judgment took a holiday
All I needed was to hear him say
That he yearned for a deeper connection
His lips parted, out popped a confession; he said

Oh, oh, oh, I want you
Oh, oh, oh, I want you
Oh, oh, I want you with no protection!

Wow!
How could I argue with that
He'd gotten to me in five seconds flat
So hoping and trusting too
I took him home quick
I was long overdue
We shed our clothes as we shut the door
And out from the bottom drawer
Female condoms, my predilection
But when he saw my selection, he said

No, no, no, I want you
No, no, no, I want you
No, no, I want you with no protection!

Wow!
How could I miss what he meant
He suddenly seemed less intelligent
He said, 'If it's not spit, then it's not love
So put away those penile gloves,' and I said

No, no, no, this won't do
And I lost my erection
Now listen to me
Oh, oh, oh, I want you
But, no, no, no, this won't do
No, no, I won't screw with no protection!

Oh, oh, oh, I want you
But, no, no, no, this won't do
No, no, I won't screw with no protection!
Oh, oh, oh, I want you
But, no, no, no, this won't do
No, no, I won't screw with no protection!

(Are you listening to me?)
Oh, oh, oh, I want you (Oh yes, I do, I really want you)
But, no, no, no, this won't do (If you only knew how much I want you)
No, no, I won't screw with no protection! (Gotta have respect for yourself!)
Oh, oh, oh, I want you (Oh yes, I do, I really want you)
But, no, no, no, this won't do (If you only knew how much I want you)
No, no, I won't screw with no protection! (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)