Lyrics:

Cute drunk boys in gay bars All the trouble they cause They come onto you so bold Get them home they pass out cold You go to sleep, they start to snore I cant put with this any more Oh no no, no no no Waited so long, how much more to go? Frustrated, sitting at home Lifes too short to spend alone So you throw some clothes on that tired body Venture out'n try to meet somebody But its a temporary gain To tide you over and keep you from going insane Oh no no, no no no Waited so long, how much more to go? My straight friends are having weddings Thats not where my life is heading O drunken squalor, get tree behind me But theres always some old trick there to remind me Im professionally single, you know Im so experienced that by now Im a pro Oh no no, no no no Waited so long, how much more to go?