Lyrics:

Everybody Screamed When I Kissed The Teacher
and They Must Have Thought They Dreamed When I Kissed The Teacher
all My Friends At School
they Had Never Seen The Teacher Blush, He Looked Like A Fool
nearly Petrified 'cos He Was Taken By Surprise
when I Kissed The Teacher
couldn't Quite Believe His Eyes, When I Kissed The Teacher
my Whole Class Went Wild
as I Held My Breath, The World Stood Still, But Then He Just Smiled
i Was In The Seventh Heaven When I Kissed The Teacher

one Of These Days
gonna Tell Him I Dream Of Him Every Night
one Of These Days
gonna Show Him I Care, Gonna Teach Him A Lesson Alright

i Was In A Trance When I Kissed The Teacher
suddenly I Took The Chance When I Kissed The Teacher
leaning Over Me, He Was Trying To Explain The Laws Of Geometry
and I Couldn't Help It, I Just Had To Kiss The Teacher

one Of These Days
gonna Tell Him I Dream Of Him Every Night
one Of These Days
gonna Show Him I Care, Gonna Teach Him A Lesson Alright

what A Crazy Day, When I Kissed The Teacher
all My Sense Had Flown Away When I Kissed The Teacher
my Whole Class Went Wild
as I Held My Breath, The World Stood Still, But Then He Just Smiled
i Was In The Seventh Heaven When I Kissed The Teacher

(I Wanna Hug, Hug, Hug Him)
when I Kissed The Teacher
(I Wanna Hug, Hug Him)
when I Kissed The Teacher
(I Wanna Hug, Hug, Hug Him)
when I Kissed The Teacher
(I Wanna Hug, Hug Him)
when I Kissed The Teacher
(I Wanna Hug, Hug, Hug Him)