Lyrics:

(Beeping noise...)
(Cough!)
(Bizarre:)'Ey yo! This Bizarre, and ya'll listenin' to the Handi-cap Circus,
I'm 'bout to call my man fat father I write quit(?),
That's my joke partner,
Every time I wanna hear a new joke or sum shit, I call this big ass nigga up!
Let's call him up, see what the fuck he got to say!
(Beeping as numbers on phone being pushed...)
(Dial Tone...)
(Fat Father:) Yep!
(Bizarre:) What up man!
(Fat Father:) What up!
(Bizarre:) What's crackin'?
(Fat Father:) Man slow-motion man, but I...I caught up with it.
(Bizarre:) Are..are you tryna rehersin' or sumin'?
(Fat Father:) Hell no.....having a meeting man!
(Bizarre:) Ok, you tryna get on the police-force?
(Fat Father:) (laughs) Nooo, nigga...hey man, hey you probably the private nigger that fried bacon naked so the grease will pop you!
(Bizarre:) (Laughs)
(Fat Father:) (Laughs)
(Bizarre:) Where'd you get that one from?
(Bizarre and Fat Father:) (Laughs)
(Bizarre:) Oh, nah! You got this one call from (???)
(Bizarre and Fat Father:) (Laughs)
(Fat Father:) Hey man, you want the deal for breaking a niggas cream (??)
(Bizarre:) (Laughs)
(Fat Father:) (Laughs)
(Bizarre:) Where the fuck you get that one from?
(Fat Father:) (Laughs) That's new shit dog! Freshly published!
(Bizarre:) And, and hows you (?)
(Fat Father:) (Laughs) Hey, I heard you got a summer job breeding hound dogs!
(Bizarre:) (Laughs)
(Fat Father:) (Laughs)