Lyrics:

Yakko In Hollywood They Have A Different Language That They Speak
it's Spoken By Those Folks Who Went To School For Just One Week
dot   It's Found Inside Variety, A Magazine They Use
y+d   And No One Understands It When They Read The Movie News.

dot   Like 'hix Makes Pix But The Flick Needs Fix'
yakko Means Someone Made A Movie That Bombed
dot   'the Veeps In Charge Are Now At Large'
yakko Means Everyone Involved Is Gone.

dot   'the Plot Conflix; No Beautiful Chix'
yakko So It's Coming Out On Video Soon
dot   They're 'taking Their Lix'
'cause The Critics Say 'nix'
yakko And The Editors Are Gonna Try To Fix It In The Mix.

dot   But The 'stock Sees Green' On Page Thirteen
yakko Means Disney's Up A Nickel A Share
dot   'stallone Cuts Deal For A Major Reel'
yakko Means Rocky Number Six, So Beware.

dot   If You Want The 'poop'
yakko Or You Need The 'scoop'
y+d   On Hollywood Town This Week
you're Gonna Have To Learn To Talk That Variety Speak!

girls Bob-A-Doo-Bop! A-Bob-A-Doo-Bah!
bob-A-Doo-Bop! A-Bob-A-Doo-Bah!

dot   'a Boffo Smash Makes Warner Cash'
yakko Means There's Gonna Be A Sequel Next Year
dot   But 'paramount Hurts And They're Losing Their Shirts'
yakko Means Schwarzenegger's Doing King Lear.

dot   'oliver Stone Does Next Home Alone'
yakko Means He's Getting Paid An Arm And A Leg
the Budget Goes 'crunch'
dot   But His Name 'packs Punch'
yakko So They Called Up The Accountants And They're Gonna 'do Lunch'!

dot   Well, The 'ratings Smile' On The O.j. Trial
yakko Means A Movie Of The Week To Premiere
dot   'universal Cuts Deal With Mister Spiel'
yakko To Do A Hundred Thousand Movies A Year.

yw+d  You Gotta Play It Smart
if You Wanna Be Part
of The Crowd That's Hip And Chic
you're Gonna Have To Learn To Talk That Variety Speak!

girls Bob-A-Doo-Bop! A-Bob-A-Doo-Bah!
bob-A-Doo-Bop! A-Bob-A-Doo-Bah!

yakko Normal Talk Makes Producers Walk
y+d   You Might As Well Speak Greek
you're Gonna Have To Learn...
wakko Or The Meeting Will Adjourn...
yw+d  Unless, My Friend, You Learn That Variety Speak!

girls Bob-A-Doo-Bop! A-Bob-A-Doo-Bah!
bob-A-Doo-Bop! A-Bob-A-Doo-Bah!

yw+d  Bah-Doop-Bah-Doop-Bah-Doop-Bahhh-Dah!