Lyrics:

Alex, Alex, baby, look at you. Look at your suit you have on. Why'd you wear that suit?
Yeah, that suit is terrible
Looks like mess. And look at your hair, you didn't even style it right
Did you just wake up or something?
And look at this party. I invite my friends and you got these weak men around here. And wait, and what are you doing inviting her to the party? You know I don't like her
Yugh
Look, she can't even dress either. You guys actually make a good pair. Golly, I swear, every single time, you know. I'm fed up with this, Alex