Lyrics:

Know A Fool That Blows A Horn,
he Came From Way Down South,
i Ain't Heard Such Blowin' Since I Was Born
when That Trombone's In His Mouth!

he Wails And Moans,
he Grunts And Groans,
he Moans Just Like A Cow!
nobody Else Can Do His Stuff,
for He Won't Teach Them How!

oh Cholly, Blow That Thing,
that Slide Trombone;
make It Talk, Make It Sing,
lawdy, Where Did You Get That Tone
if Gabriel Knows How You Could Blow,
he'll Let You Lead His Band, I Know!
oh Cholly, Blow That Thing,
play That Slide Trombone.

oh Cholly, Make It Sing,
that Slide Trombone,
you'll Even Make A King
get Down Off His Throne;
and He Would Breaka Leg, I Know,
a-Doin' The Charleston While You Blow!
oh Cholly Green, Play That Thing,
i Mean That Slide Trombone!