Lyrics:

The white stuff
The white stuff

The first one was a sweet one, second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
You can see 'em in my teeth, tell it when I talk
Had so many, my pancreas just went into shock
I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
It's the most delicious thing I know

I've had a zillion or two
In my life, they're so right
My teeth are all rotted clear through
But who cares?
(What else am I supposed to do?)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo
Oh, oh, oh
The white stuff
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oreo
What's in the middle?
The white stuff

The first time that I tried it, got a big sugar buzz
Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie does
But I love the filling most, I rub it on my roast
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast
I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
Take some with me everywhere I go

Might get a pimple or two
Well, so what? It's all right
Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do
All I need, you know what it is

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oreo
Oh, oh, oh
The white stuff
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oreo
Oh, oh, oh
The white stuff

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oreo
What's in the middle?
The white stuff